Category Archives: house bullshit

All By Myself

As of this moment I am solo parenting until essentially Friday evening. My husband is traveling to Miami today for a tax conference and as a result I will be responsible for all kid related things until his return on … Continue reading

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Solutions to First World Problems

My husband and I have recently had one of those conversations that makes you feel distinctly adult. No, I’m not talking about deciding whether or not to pay for the sexy channels (we have the Internet that shit just isn’t … Continue reading

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One Cat Household

Clearly the terrible Vodka and I got off on the wrong foot. We are trying to start again tonight with specific rules in place. Rule 1: I will not drink very much of terrible Vodka in one sitting. Rule 2: … Continue reading

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Storms of Many Different Varieties

I’m not going to beat around the bush here folks, there is some SHIT going down here in NJ. I’m partly referring to the epic hurricane which is going to pass right through the area and likely down our power … Continue reading

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Teething and Snow and Washers Oh My!

I drank approximately 64 ounces of caffeinated beverages today.  I think the total was 3 cups of coffee, 1 Redbull, and at least 2 Diet Cokes (I think they were two different sizes).  Why did this happen you ask?  The … Continue reading

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